{"id":6751,"date":"2018-10-24T19:04:54","date_gmt":"2018-10-24T19:04:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.burnedatthesteak.com\/blog\/?p=6751"},"modified":"2018-11-04T23:01:39","modified_gmt":"2018-11-04T23:01:39","slug":"the-culinary-diary-of-two-mad-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.burnedatthesteak.com\/blog\/2018\/10\/24\/the-culinary-diary-of-two-mad-women\/","title":{"rendered":"The Culinary Diary Of Two Mad Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Diary Entry October 24th, 2018:<\/p>\n<p>I have my first appetizer gig next week.\u00a0 Again, Elizabeth will be abroad, this time in Italy, learning how to make olive oil.\u00a0 That woman!\u00a0 All I have to say is, I better get some olive oil out of it.\u00a0 Do you hear me, woman?!\u00a0 Luckily, one of her sons will be there to help.\u00a0 Phew!\u00a0 The guest list is a hundred and thirty people and possibly climbing.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll have one hour to pump out over twelve hundred passed bites, while keeping some table items cleaned and stocked.\u00a0 It&#8217;s like being in some sort of horse race only with food.\u00a0 One bite at a time.\u00a0 I must be insane.<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t be serving caprese, but I needed a pic of SOMEthing to slap up there.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s the actual menu:<\/p>\n<p>~Herbed tenderloin skewers with pumpkin cream<\/p>\n<p>~Roasted vegetables served cold with tonnato sauce<\/p>\n<p>~White wine poached shrimp served cold with remoulade, chimichurri, and fresh ponzu sauces<\/p>\n<p>~Dark chocolate truffles with salty brandy milk chocolate ganache with turbinado sugar<\/p>\n<p>I really want the skewers to be sprigs of rosemary, but that means about six hundred sprigs that I&#8217;d have to prep.\u00a0 I&#8217;m only one person.\u00a0 Yes, I&#8217;m looking at you, Elizabeth.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll have to see how&#8230;.what&#8217;s that word?&#8230;.ambitious&#8230;I am.\u00a0 Wish me luck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Diary Entry October 24th, 2018: I have my first appetizer gig next week.\u00a0 Again, Elizabeth will be abroad, this time in Italy, learning how to make olive oil.\u00a0 That woman!\u00a0 All I have to say is, I better get some olive oil out of it.\u00a0&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6269,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":[],"wprm-recipe-roundup-description":[],"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[114],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.burnedatthesteak.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20180902_182812.jpg","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pagICo-1KT","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.burnedatthesteak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6751"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.burnedatthesteak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.burnedatthesteak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.burnedatthesteak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.burnedatthesteak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6751"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.burnedatthesteak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6752,"href":"https:\/\/www.burnedatthesteak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6751\/revisions\/6752"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.burnedatthesteak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.burnedatthesteak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.burnedatthesteak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.burnedatthesteak.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}